ATTENTION LADS AND LADIES!
This is our friend Roger Seliner. Many of you may not know Roger, but those that do know him also love him.
Roger is a man of many facets and talents. He is also Vishnu: Destroyer of Flesh.
Should you choose to win tomorrow’s SSWC09 Main Event, Roger will be waiting for you with a needle and a cup of ink.
Roger hates the way plain old skin looks and he is fully primed and inclined to destroy your flesh and make it beautiful.
I promise that he will drop the fucking hammer on your flowery epidermis…
God Bless Your Souls.