Archive for February, 2009

Colorado Can Cup

Posted in Uncategorized on February 24, 2009 by Chainsaw

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Top Secret Radio Info

Posted in Uncategorized on February 23, 2009 by Chainsaw

We have been doing a live cycling talk show on our local college radio station for some time now. It has occurred to us that we talk a lot about the upcoming SSWC09 action. If you want some top secret info on the happenings, listen live on-line tuesdays from 1130am-12pm mountain time at  The show is coined Cycle Squawk and is pretty lame.

Grass Polo Tourney

Posted in Uncategorized on February 20, 2009 by Chainsaw

March 7th in Lyons, Colorado, Passion Productions, us  and Oskar Blues Brewing have teamed up to promote Colorado’s first modern rules grass bike polo tournament, the Colorado Can Cup. This event will take place all day on saturday, with round robin action in the morning and a finals bracket in the afternoon. Interested teams can contact for more information. This is serious business. Seriously. There are 8 teams committed so far and we will close reg at 16. 

Transport to SSWC09

Posted in Uncategorized on February 16, 2009 by Chainsaw


Napa-Burning Man 2008

Napa-Burning Man 2008

 By bike and be turned into a modern day hero, instantly. More details soon.

HBall’s SSWC Bounty

Posted in Uncategorized on February 11, 2009 by Chainsaw



          Former NORBA Single Speed National Champion (1986) Greg Herbold is excited that the 2009 Single Speed World Championships will be held near his home outside of Durango, Colorado. However the lack of European entrants surprised and puzzled the former stock bike trials champion. “The Euro’s passion and heritage of the single speed bicycle is unprecedented, and their ability to suffer regardless of horrible riding conditions, terrible food selection, poor fitting and fashionably hideous cycling outfits, and overall lack of deodorant, usage make them a perfect fit for single speed supremacy. And besides the way they express themself’s in English is very entertaining  …and lets face it..they haul ass on bikes”.  Herbold spends much of his time roosting greater Europe and considers it “a great place to ride over historic places” in his adventures as a special agent for SRAM and living the lifestyle as an international cycling celebrity. 

 To encourage more Euro participation HB has offered the following opportunity for 2 lucky riders from across the pond:

  •  -complimentary  SSWC entry fee.
  • -1 all you can eat and drink meal at a pub of HB’s choice.
  • -5 vintage MTB t-shirts.
  • – A personal tour of HB’s Roost Missile Ranch, including an approved MTB artifact to take home.
  • -Constant heckling and abuse by Durango’s finest riders and personalities.

The first two Euros to comment on this post will get an email to see if your legit herboldair911-phspt

Working on Things

Posted in Uncategorized on February 9, 2009 by Chainsaw


now just sit back, relax and let us do work.

now just sit back, relax and let us do work.

JP in the House

Posted in Uncategorized on February 5, 2009 by Chainsaw


 Jacquie Phelan is a real, live ATB Legend. She will most likely be here this september if one of you Cali cats can hook a legend up and give her a ride. 2932183504_ef884de20d_m2797571852_b37f516d9d_m

Wisdom should reckon with the unforeseen.

–Edgar Poe

Q: What was the first singlespeed mountain bike you ever owned and how did that come to be?

A: My Steve Potts pink, drop bar Phoenix was retro’d with a little thing in teh back to hold chain tension. Steve (Gravy) Gravenitis did it for me…. And owing to this bike’s age (16 years) I ‘won’ the old bike contest at SS@C 08. Prise: a Mike DSLavo bike! He said he can make me one to my spec…wow.

Q: When did you first really ride a singlespeed on trails

A: At SSWC 05 in Pennsylvania, the one put on by the great Eric Roman, who is now studying fine art fotography. I borrowed a Rock lobster. My friend Paul Sadoff needed to get a bike out to the amazing MOMBAT (no shit, a museum with the acronym Museum of Mountain Bike Art and Technology) so he shipped it East for me to use, then we took it to Statesville NC where Jeff Archer’s “First Flight” bike shop /museum is located.

Q: What was your first race in Durango? Where was it and how did you do?

A: Some where on the ledges in private (to be developed by the Evil Empire I was telling you about..It might have  been called Edgemont Ranch, but don’t recall). It was about 1986 and of  ourse I won by a mile. We were (thank god) still all mass-starting)

Q: What was the last race you did in Durango? How did you do and why was it the last?

A: Mtn Bike WOrld Champioinships 90. I had to come at the last second to be able to succeed in the race, so I missed all the little festivities, (big parade in stadium, a pseudo-Olympic pomp thing that ws mostly for the benefit of the corporates at Coca Cola, etc…) This means that the big fat kit that all the national team members got (embroidered Patagonia goodies) that was my ‘pile’ was …lifted by someone since I wasn’t there. And I’m not inthe national team pic. which is a pity but everyone is in uniform (see pic at the Outdoorsman, John can show you) so I would have stuck out in polka dots. Or mr promoter would have prevented me from being in the pic. He forced me  (under threat of denying my bronze medal) to put on that nat/ team jersey over my white dress.. must scan the picture! Any way, I will come to Durango ANY TIME I”M INVITED> Oops. I just remembered. I have been to Durango to teach a wombat camp in 2000 or so. But um, that wan’t a race.

Q: What place did you finish at last years event in Napa? Did you like the course?

A: Someone kept track of finish order, didn’t they? I came in so far back they stopped counting!  Me and Jon Meredith crossed the line together, hand in hand. It was one of my coolest finishes ever.

Q: What do you think about during a race now as compared to 25 years ago when you were the fastest chick on fat tires?

A:   Fastest woman?  When I was winining everything, I often noticed that “this hurts, but I can survive that”. ALL THE TIME there were guys that were bumming that I could out-ride them, so I’d have these micro-competitions within the race, like: Stay behind this guy, he’s getting erratic, riding over his head, even though I disguised my breathing he knows it’s me coming. A fraction of the men racing were so flipping sexist that when they were beaten by me they deciided that was when it was time to hang up their racing number. And my dear friend CK is one of those people. He’s a dear friend, and  he had to quit racing because a ‘chick’ beat him. But back to the scenario: guy riding beyond his ability…gonna crash, and I want to get around (we are assuming single track here)…he crashes, I’m far enough back not to get entangled, and zip around him with a quick “SORRY!” (–that I  affected your judgement, sir). There were times when I would play a game like “change my helmet cover” from red spandex to the plain white styrofoam…just to fool whomever I was catching up to…sometimes they will think I fell back cause the person they see now is in a white helmet, not red. Since they’re usually hypoxic, they don’t notice the drop bars, braids, etc… just that absence of a blob of color. Thus: I can sneak past before they spurt ahead…evil, but effective. Now it’s just a game, and I am always thrilled to pass someone> At Napa, I was duking it out with someone I was vaguely familiar with, just pushing him relentlessly, like the major jerk that I can be.

Q: Do Wombats ride singlespeeds? Besides you?

A: Most wombats aren’t racers, we are slow, lard-ass, nervous types that just want to survive our first year on fat tires! Well, there are a few of us who have raced, and do race… but mostly the club is aimed very very low…

Q: If we could put one section of track on the sswc09 course specifically designed for you, what would that section look and feel like?

A: Don’t ask me that unless u plan to implement it! (OK I will imagine you do implement it. ) Here goes.  It would be a contouring section of trail with wildflowers, rocks, roots and every meter along this stretch there would be people singing Warren Zevon’s  Splendid Isolation while waving half-empty tea cups. Some of them would offer me pieces of shortbread cookie (the kind made strictly according to the Scottish recipe, i.e. with butter, not  crisco or something else..


Groundhog Says, “its big as $#!+”

Posted in Uncategorized on February 2, 2009 by Chainsaw

Thanks for being patient.